Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Shinto Wood Banging Guy

The People in Japan
The Shinto Wood Banging Guy

"What the hell is that noise?" hungover gaijin-sama

*For more posts similar to this one, see The People in Japan

It's gonna happen sooner or later. You'll be kicking back on your futon on a Saturday morning. Probably nursing a hangover when this strange sound will permeate through the amazingly thin anti-weatherproof windows of your apartment. 

Plink-plink
Is someone next door building something? Or are some kids banging on something outside? It's an odd sound. Can't quite place it. What IS that?!?!? Is it getting closer? Yeah. It's getting louder. Good God! Make it stop! Wait. It's wood. Sounds like one of those wooden xylophones I used to play when I was in grade school, but different.

What the hell is that noise?  

What is it? Enough, I'm gonna look out the window. Wait. Is that a voice. It's a guy chanting something. Hmm. OK, I've got the window open but I don't see anything. Wait, what's that? That's it! There he is! What the heck is he wearing..........

Hey!! What's he doing at a sumo tournament? 

Here is the sound the Shinto Wood Banging Guy makes. The pervasive sound of the wood slapper in the background is what will be coming down your street sooner or later if you spend enough time in Japan.

After you figure out what the sound is and where it's coming from, it becomes one of those things about living in Japan that becomes familiar and pleasing. 

The second time you hear it, you'll probably think to yourself, "Hey, it's that wood banging dude again. Awesome!" Or, maybe not. Whatever.

The Real Wood Banger


And I can't help seizing this opportunity to tell you about how Japan likes to take things to extremes; especially Wood Banging..............

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"Hello, Bye-Bye...Ha Ha Ha Ha"

A Most Curious Recurring Event
("Hello.....Bye-bye...Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha")

"What the hell was that all about?"  1st timer

           *For more posts similar to this one, see Life in Japan

Here is where I tell you about one of the strangest things you will need to get used to if you spend any length of time in Japan. The odd encounter with a group of women (basically girls of any age - sorry ladies) who for some reason feel the need to say 'hello' and 'bye-bye' in the same sentence and find it the most hilarious thing that has ever been uttered.

I wish I had a video camera rolling when this happened oh so many times. There are still times in Japan where people will stare at you just because you're a foreigner, so every once in awhile you'll feel the need to just say hello to them!!! And sometimes when you do, you get the following abbreviated conversation:

1)     YOU is walking towards the beer vendor at a soccer game in the concourse of a large stadium. A GROUP OF YOUNG LADIES is approaching YOU on the right hand side. The GROUP OF YOUNG LADIES is enjoying themselves and appears to be looking at YOU as though they have something to say. When GROUP OF YOUNG LADIES get about even with YOU............

YOU
                                                        "Hello!!"

GROUP LEADER
                                                        "Hello!!" 
               (pronounced 'Hollow' with a hard accent on the first syllable and drawn out second syllable)

GROUP OF YOUNG LADIES, while quietly whispering and giggling, slowly passes by YOU. YOU and GROUP OF YOUNG LADIES maintain eye contact while passing.

GROUP LEADER
(while waving hand shortly and quickly with palm outward)
                                                        "Bye-bye"

GROUP OF YOUNG LADIES laugh as though it is the funniest conversation, EVER. YOU continues towards the beer vendor with comical and quizzical expression.

YOU
                                                      (muttering under breath)
                                                         "What the hell was that all about?"

That's it. Just change the location and you have a recurring scene out of Life in Japan.

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Art of Teaching English in Japan - The Essentials


The Art of Teaching English in Japan
(The Essentials)

"Pardon?" Colbert

*For more posts similar to this one, The Art of Teaching English in Japan

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OK!! The art of teaching English in Japan. The subject is so broad. So, I'm going to start this whole thing by sticking to the absolute essentials. 

When you walk into a Japanese school you will be expected to somewhat know what you are doing and be interesting while you are doing it. Here's what you will need: THIS and THIS :


                                           
                     THIS

AND

THIS

THESE IS ALL YOU &*$%#$# NEED!!!!!

I am not kidding. You can literally walk into any classroom in Japan (ANY AGE GROUP) with only these two items, and even if you don't know what you are doing and had no plan, your lesson will be successful. Trust me. It is gospel.

The first item above is called "Maru-Batsu." Maru (丸) meaning circle (mark for correct in Japan) and Batsu (ばつ) meaning cross (mark for wrong). There is a button on both sides that will make sounds: "Pin-Pon" (the sound in the background) and "Buuuuu."

When a student gives a correct or "good enough" response -- Maru...... when the student royally screws up and you judge that the kid (or adult) is mature enough to handle a good ribbing -- Batsu. It always keeps the students genki and interested in whatever you are doing. Plus, it will motivate them to give a correct response (or a response at all) just so they can hear the "pin-pon" sound -- yes, even teenaged boys.

OK, that pretty much covers the essentials. I'm serious.

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School Culture - Greetings

Small Student Aisatsu
The Ai-sa-tsu -挨拶
(Hellos and Goodbyes)

"Why is everyone leaving?" confused ALT

*For more posts similar to this one, see Being in a Japanese School - Culturally

PTA Aisatsu
Allow me to explain the quote above. Every once in awhile the entire staff room will get up and go somewhere. During the first few days spent at a Japanese school, it's possible to be a bit confused as to where everyone is going or what they are doing (impossible not to be confused actually). This confusion is just one of the side effects of existing in a Japanese school. One morning, if you don't know any better, you may think that all the teachers are leaving! It will appear as though all the teachers are heading towards the front gate with their street shoes on and jackets zipped up. However, they are just heading to the Aisatsu.......

Staff Aisatsu
Aisatsu is the Japanese word for a greeting. The aisatsu is a formal event during the school day. Students and staff greet the students at the front gate every morning, then the morning aisatsu continues in the hallways and school ground all the way until the first class starts. Basically, everyone you encounter will give you an enthusiastic "O-hayo!! Go-zaimasu!!" But that only lasts until the first bell. Then you get the classroom aisatsu (further below).

Many people think about Japanese culture and they think of sushi, manga, geisha, rice....whatever. But this little word - Aisatsu - is a critical component of daily life in Japan. I have yet to go to a school in Japan where Aisatsu wasn't fantastically stressed by the faculty. There are signs usually everywhere reminding the students to aisatsu properly. 
Aisatsu Tai-Kai

Sometimes you get the........... Aisatsu-Tai-Kai   (挨拶大会)

For the record, Aisatsu-Tai-Kai is just what I call it. The Japanese actually downplay this event a bit and call it the "Aisatsu-activity" or 挨拶運動 (aisatsu-undou).
Aisatsu Tai-Kai in the USA
Aisatsu-Tai-Kai is the aisatsu where seemingly everyone in the entire neighborhood is at the front gate greeting the students. It always reminds me of when an American football team enters the field of play and there is a human tunnel of cheerleaders and other assorted supporters cheering for you. In Japan sometimes the student council and PTA will make signs and everything for these wild morning greetings...the works!! It's a sight to see. And that's just the beginning.

KI-RITSU!!!
There's aisatsu before and after just about everything in Japan - especially the schools. In the gym they do it before and after sports practices, gym class, games, assemblies, activities....everything. A formalized greeting that requires one person (a leader) to begin the convocation  by yelling some form of call to order (e.g. kiritsu), then the group at the very least gathering and standing in a pre-organized and set formation, then a group chant (e.g. onegai shimasu), a group bow in unison followed by the beginning of the activity. 

1 on 1 Aisatsu
The classroom form of aisatsu begins with the homeroom class leader (student council rep or someone similar) calling for everyone to stand up, he says good morning/afternoon, everyone else repeats the chant, then everyone sits down. the teacher then says something such as "Let's begin today's math class." The thing of it is....it's the same exact thing every time, every day. Exactly the same. No variation. 

WARNING TO FUTURE ENGLISH TEACHERS IN JAPAN: Don't mess with the aisatsu. If there is one thing you want to strictly adhere to while in Japan, it's the aisatsu. It's serious business. You will encounter teachers who don't give a wink about it, but that will be rare and you will know immediately who these teachers are.

Sayonara Aisatsu
One odd note about aisatsu is that there is no aisatsu for the rest of the day in the hallways or around the school in general. For some reason everyone kind of walks around and keeps to themselves. Even the kids. It always seemed like I was the only one still saying hello, making eye-contact or gesturing a friendly wave or something. I always got the feeling that the Japanese thought that this was extremely strange behavior of me, but who knows....then again, I'm from Whidbey Island. Whatever. In Japan, if it's not customary or expected, than it's strange. More on that in a later edition.

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