The Futon
"$esus Fu#KING #HRIST!!!
"My back hurts, my arms are asleep.......this SUCKS!!"
"I gotta have sex on this thing?! Wuh!?!"
"F#CKING HELL this is uncomfortable!!"
"NOW my legs are F*CKING asleep!!! F*CK this shit!!!"
"I can't FU@KING sleep!!"
"#od Damn Kink in my neck!!!"
"Am I the only one who hates these F#CKING things?!?"
"Now, I'm supposed to roll this piece of shit up?!"
"And, put it where?!"
"And I'm supposed to hang it off the balcony?!"
"And beat it with this stupid F$CKING thing?!"
"They look so cool on TV and the internet!!!"
"Why didn't anyone warn me about these FUC&ING things!?"
Every Non-Pod Person at One Time or Another
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"F#CKING HELL this is uncomfortable!!"
"NOW my legs are F*CKING asleep!!! F*CK this shit!!!"
"I can't FU@KING sleep!!"
"#od Damn Kink in my neck!!!"
"Am I the only one who hates these F#CKING things?!?"
"Now, I'm supposed to roll this piece of shit up?!"
"And, put it where?!"
"And I'm supposed to hang it off the balcony?!"
"And beat it with this stupid F$CKING thing?!"
"They look so cool on TV and the internet!!!"
"Why didn't anyone warn me about these FUC&ING things!?"
Every Non-Pod Person at One Time or Another
OK, here is the problem. When you are told that you will have a futon to sleep on in Japan, you automatically think you are going to have one of these.............
NOT ONE OF THESE THIN ASS PIECES OF.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND!!! That you need to beat with one of THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL - THE - TIME!!!!
Nuff said..............
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